My cats are getting thinner. Pity them, maybe because they're sick of listening to my problems by now.

I'm sick of exercising like a bastard. My thighs are not shrinking at all, but the other part of my body did, guess which one, yes, my fucking buttocks.

I have limited choices in choosing what field to continue for my degree, and why is that, oh i forgot, i chose diploma in culinary arts over pure science in matriculation. What was I thinking?